If you don't make it to the toilet you become evil.
ROOT calls on old friends as they prepare for their latest mission: tracking down a tap placed on an important pipeline of solar energy for the Chrome Hand. Dusk plays cards. Fleet knocks on a door. Ken makes a choice. Star remembers to like and subscribe. Janie does an excellent impression.
Subject: Re: I’m leaving.
Dear AUXILIARY AUGUSTINE,
Your application for PERMANENT RESIGNATION has been reviewed and denied.
If it brings you comfort, written below is the reason provided by your superior for this decision:
Don’t run, please. Whatever you do don’t run. You’re in too deep. They’ll find you. They’ll drag you back here. Then you’ll be in the chamber next. You know too much. Whatever you do, please don’t ruCHARACTER LIMIT EXCEEDED
If you wish to appeal this decision, please contact:
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