Microsoft Flight Simulator
June 9, 2019 | by Solon
Microsoft Flight Simulator Takes Flight

YOU ARE NOT BOUND BY THE LIMITS OF EARTH. PLANETS ARE A TOY FOR THE MACHINATIONS OF YOUR OMNIPOTENT IMAGINATION. MICROSOFT GRANTS US MORTAL QUAKING HUMANS POWERS THAT WERE ONCE ONLY FOR GODS.

Cornering the “Your Uncle Who Doesn’t Really Come To Thanksgiving” marketplace, Microsoft is now ensuring this under-served demographic will own a Game Pass as Microsoft Flight Simulator will be available there. Also, I’ve always wanted to throw a helicopter directly into the Space Needle, so I’m here to fly like an eagle into the sea.

You made it all the way down here? Great job! And thank you!

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