Elvie is a lost creature wrought out of recycled materials from New Jersey. She not only writes, but produces art, and is a passionate Vegeta apologist.

"You've been asleep for a very long time..."

June 10, 2019 | by 

My name is pronounced like two letters but at least I capitalize on my identity crisis.

May 15, 2019 | by 
1 6 7 8