Let us instead go backwards to the time when this was a good idea.
Hey there! If you’re reading this, you probably want to know what’s up with this crazy ‘Video Game Choo Choo’ thing you’ve heard so much about.
Let’s be up front with each other; we’re not going to waste your time with garbage about being “unbiased.” We’re human. Unbiased video game coverage isn’t what we’re interested in doing. We want you to know what our biases are: what we like, what we dislike, and how that relates to the games we cover. Video Game Choo Choo has a heavy podcast focus because that’s where you can get to know our editorial staff. Our coverage is a mix of the stuff we talk about on the show and stuff we think you guys want to see.
Our type of coverage is more chill than other sites. Since we’re not getting too much money for doing this, we try to cover what we think is interesting and not much else. There’s a good variety of people on the site, so we try our best to touch upon everything possible. Except MOBAs, those aren’t games, they’re jokes.
But, most of all, we want people to have fun. We try and avoid jokes at the expense of gay people, transgender people, women, and other underprivileged groups. Hell, we don’t usually have time to make fun of privileged groups, since we’re too busy making fun of ourselves. If we make a joke that offends you, please contact us and we’ll do our best to make it right. Our Twitter accounts are on the Contact Us page on the bottom of the page, that’s usually the best place to reach us if you have comments or concerns.
And remember, friends: I dunno, something about trains. We don’t really have a motto.