Let me shoot my MechAssault shot.
Don't listen unless you've played!
It's the Switch! It's real!
Boy, were we wrong!
I took an hour out of my valuable Stardew Valley time for this, so you better listen.
The Apple Soda Update is here!
He's tall, he's slim, he wears a suit and tie.
It's time to party.
Those guys really like games, huh?