Step aside, Tom Cruise. This is the real deal.
Donkey Kong started on top, but Mario keeps sending him crashing down.
No one else can take me this far.
I'm sorry we made fun of this game, Ubisoft. Please make another one.
Operation Knife Sword is a go.
BABY I COMPARE YOU TO A KISS FROM A ROSE
If Mario doesn't shoot a Rabbid then I don't know what I'm going to do with myself.
It's the Switch! It's real!
Hold on I've got an original joke. Something something, The Switch, like the sex thing? Get it? heh.!
I don't remember why I chose this name, or why I'm using this picture. Just go with it, okay?
2017 is already shaping up to be a waking nightmare.