I can't believe Mario fucking died

June 12, 2018 | by 

I love my wives.

February 4, 2018 | by 

Donkey Kong started on top, but Mario keeps sending him crashing down.

November 6, 2017 | by 

No one else can take me this far.

November 4, 2017 | by 

I'm sorry we made fun of this game, Ubisoft. Please make another one.

September 6, 2017 | by 

Operation Knife Sword is a go.

June 12, 2017 | by 

BABY I COMPARE YOU TO A KISS FROM A ROSE

May 7, 2017 | by 

If Mario doesn't shoot a Rabbid then I don't know what I'm going to do with myself.

May 2, 2017 | by 

It's the Switch! It's real!

January 15, 2017 | by 

Hold on I've got an original joke. Something something, The Switch, like the sex thing? Get it? heh.!

January 13, 2017 | by