Step aside, Tom Cruise. This is the real deal.
I couldn't think of a Blink-182 joke for the title.
Also known as the "please stop making Skyrim" award.
I can't believe it! He blew E3 Up! He really did it...
Let's ruin your dreams, one game at a time.
It's time to crush your dreams with some realistic expectations.
Get all those orbs Agent!