We were all Nolan Bushnell's "Neon Lovechild" in the 70s. It was different back then.
Mike is just getting over his bout with the plague, John is literally made of garbage, and special guest Sophie Prell is really excited about a Kickstarter for a video game based on a tabletop game. NERD.
Steven is racist towards Asian people, Mike's sinuses are trying to kill him, and John's Squigly obsession is taken to the next level.
Mike and Steven get excited about movies for much longer than was probably necessary before just giving up on the pretense that this podcast is about videogames and reading slurs for Irish people. It's okay, they're both Irish.
OH GOD EVERYTHING'S BROKEN IT'S ALL BROKEN AAAAAARGH (also, we recorded this 2 weeks ago. sorry!)
Mike's gaming PC has finally arrived, John's butt is quite uncomfortable, and Steven recounts his thrilling GameStop Neckbeard Story.
Will Mike survive long enough to explain why he doesn't like Smash Bros? Is there anything that could get Steven to reconsider his anti-Xbox One stance? Can somebody rise up and stop John's racism?
All aboard for the very first episode of Video Game Choo Choo!