The Rat, the Laser, and the Holy Gib.
They should've just done an ARG where Shodan was hacking their computers so they couldn't release the game. Influencers would've gone nuts.
The game froze for about 5 seconds and I heard a creepy pixelated laugh that sounded an awful lot like that Kefka guy from Final Fantasy.
You'd Never Believe #1! Out Of Nowhere!
ROXANNE X SHADOW FOREVER
You have your own motives, your own desires- and we have ours, I fear it really is just that simple.