Let me shoot my MechAssault shot.
The problem isn't just every box being three grays and a blue. The problem is that it worked on me.
Instead of Mario Party: Somehow Even Worse edition, they could've made a WarioWare. Think about that.
This would've been a 5 out of 5 if they had let me marry Yugiri at the end.
God this is one of those moments where I wish I had a beefy rig to see that beefy cup ramen in a whole 4k.
Hey true story, I forgot the Xbox One X even /existed/.